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14.12.08

Creepy Crawly Robots 4 U

CATEGORY: Crawling Robots, Ultimate Destruction, Fun

DIVISION: Modern Evil Products

NOTE: Crawling robots will NOT, repeat, NOT take over the planet. However they may disrupt it from time to time. So join the fun and order your Modern Evil Creepy Robot today. With Five Fantastic models to choose from - Crawling Japanese Businessman, Rolly-Chatty Severed Head, Left Hand, Right Hand, and The Upper Torso Terrorizer - you can unleash laughter while you unleash hell on your friends and family.

Enjoy a demo of the good times to come. Order now!